@better_off_dad: Wait - so Nutella isn’t Cinderella’s crazy sister?!
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@iamspacegirl: SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised They do not look surprised at all
@Tommytoughstuff: [Arguing with a guy over who's tougher] *takes toothpick from mouth* "When I started chewing this it was a full grown spruce."
@gwatts77: Facebook people don't like Twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke.