@better_off_dad: Wait - so Nutella isn’t Cinderella’s crazy sister?!
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@OutOfLeftField_: If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case.
@robfee: Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing.
@TheHyyyype: [knock on door] JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: do you have a few minutes to talk about jesus? ME (hates gossip): no