@DannyZuker: Wait, so when couples are in custody battles it's to KEEP the kids? #WTF
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@mydmac: (At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before.
@nerdreign: Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if "inbred whackadoodle" paints a full picture.