Funny Tweeter

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@ibid78: WAITER: can i take your order?
HER: *looks at lobster tank* i'll take that one
ME: *looks out window* i'll take that pigeon

WAITER: can i take your order?
HER: *looks at lobster tank* i’ll take that one
ME: *looks out window* i’ll take that pigeon

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