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@CulturedRuffian: Waiter: Did you save room for dessert?

Me: Not really, I'm stuffed

Waiter: Ok, I'll bring the check

Me: I'll have the chocolate cake.

Waiter: Did you save room for dessert?

Me: Not really, I’m stuffed

Waiter: Ok, I’ll bring the check

Me: I’ll have the chocolate cake.

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