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@stephenjmolloy: Waiter: "I'm afraid your credit card has been declined."
Me: "Try this one."
W: "This is a blood donor card."
M: "Take as much as you need."

Waiter: “I’m afraid your credit card has been declined.”
Me: “Try this one.”
W: “This is a blood donor card.”
M: “Take as much as you need.”

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