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@3sunzzz: Waiter: May I take your order?

Yes, roll over and play dead!

Waiter: It's not that kind of order.

Oh. Sorry. I'll have the cheese sticks.

Waiter: May I take your order?

Yes, roll over and play dead!

Waiter: It’s not that kind of order.

Oh. Sorry. I’ll have the cheese sticks.

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