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@TheHyyyype: WAITER: questions about the menu?

ME: is it recycled paper?

WAITER: no, i meant about what's on it

ME: oh. what kind of ink is this?

WAITER: questions about the menu?

ME: is it recycled paper?

WAITER: no, i meant about what’s on it

ME: oh. what kind of ink is this?

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