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@BatBatshitcrazy: Waiter: Ready to order?

Friend: I'll have the quinoa and grilled tofu lettuce wrap.

Me: I'll take the MSG platter with a side of gluten.

Waiter: Ready to order?

Friend: I’ll have the quinoa and grilled tofu lettuce wrap.

Me: I’ll take the MSG platter with a side of gluten.

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