@EmrgencyKittens: "Waiter... there's a hare in my pancakes!"
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@OldUncleDaveO: I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle
@imchriskelly: Someone just tweeted something vague that made me think a celeb had died so I googled "dead." No dice! Thank god---hang in there, celebs!
@jollyrobber: 3: I'm going to say hi to that boy on the bike Boy rides by & she waves shyly after he passes 3: He didn't hear me Me: Flirting's hard