Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@Fred_Delicious: Waiter, there's a spider in my pie. I thought you had an "award winning chef"
*waiter points to MOST CUSTOMERS KILLED BY PIE SPIDERS trophy*

Waiter, there’s a spider in my pie. I thought you had an “award winning chef”
*waiter points to MOST CUSTOMERS KILLED BY PIE SPIDERS trophy*

COMMENTS