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@Fred_Delicious: Waiter, there's a spider in my pie. I thought you had an "award winning chef"
*waiter points to MOST CUSTOMERS KILLED BY PIE SPIDERS trophy*

Waiter, there’s a spider in my pie. I thought you had an “award winning chef”
*waiter points to MOST CUSTOMERS KILLED BY PIE SPIDERS trophy*

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