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@BigBagOfScum: Waiter, "Welcome to red lobster, I'm your seafood expert."

me- "did you know octopuses have a beak?"

W-"no"

Me- "who's the expert now?"

Waiter, “Welcome to red lobster, I’m your seafood expert.”

me- “did you know octopuses have a beak?”

W-“no”

Me- “who’s the expert now?”

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