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@UniqueDude2: WAITER: Your honor, when I said "enjoy your meal" he said "you too"
ME: it was a mistake
JUDGE: he gets half your meal
W: thanks
J: you too

WAITER: Your honor, when I said “enjoy your meal” he said “you too”
ME: it was a mistake
JUDGE: he gets half your meal
W: thanks
J: you too

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