@ObscureGent: Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt.
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@RocketRankoon: I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba.
@daemonic3: "Ok, what shall we call these skewers of food?" STEVE: How about a Kasteve? BOB: I have a better idea
@lecalabara: Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid.
@Hilarious_Idiot: Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good..