@simoncholland: Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.
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@EJGomez: guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog
@BuckyIsotope: ME: if you’re under my roof you follow my rules SON: fine ME: well? SON: *sighs* a ninja turtle could beat up a transformer ME: thank you