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@jessicaa1017: Waitress at Olive Garden tells me to say "when" and starts grating cheese on my salad
I say nothing
Room fills with Parmesan
No one survives

Waitress at Olive Garden tells me to say “when” and starts grating cheese on my salad
I say nothing
Room fills with Parmesan
No one survives

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