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@DaddyJew: Waitress: what will it be?

Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side

W: so u want a glass of rum & a cupcake?

M: yes please

Waitress: what will it be?

Me: I’ll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side

W: so u want a glass of rum & a cupcake?

M: yes please

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