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@charrrllaa: Waitress: would you like another drink?
Me: Are you new?
@OkieGirl405: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Meet me in bed
To learn something new
Pfff....poetry is easy
@DurtMcHurtt: The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.
@discountzen: I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police.
@QwertyJones3: WIFE: Your tree puns make me sick
ME: Well you make me sycamore. Why don't you leaf.
@camelSWAG69: [walks into gym with my sunglasses on]
WHATS UP LADIES
*takes off sunglasses*
damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week