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@Sean_Burgundy_: Waitress: Would you prefer your order with a side of fries or salad?

Me: Would you prefer your tip with cash or advice?

Waitress: Would you prefer your order with a side of fries or salad?

Me: Would you prefer your tip with cash or advice?

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