@theyearofelan: Wake up your lover by hysterically screaming "Are you sleeping?!?!"
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@daemonic3: [interview] What's your greatest weakness? ME: Probably avoiding tough questions Can you elaborate on that? ME: Oh hey look at the time!
@GroperCleveland: MTV has ordered a reality show to follow a group of virgins. That sounds very interesting and riveting and get that camera out of my face.
@bggas400: You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.