@phxguy88: I get the feeling some of you have been told by others of you not to talk to me. This means war.

@TheGabbieShow: that horrifying moment when a kid asks u to help find his mom bc he was always told if he was lost to ask a grownup & u realize ur a grownup

@stevemarriott: Fun fact: if you play Hotel California backwards, and slowed down 30bpm, there's a fantastic hidden quiche recipe

@Parentpains: And I thought I had issues. - Me, 36 seconds after signing up on twitter.

@LDLevesque: I always envisioned Hermione as a burly, middle-aged Italian fellow, so imagine my surprise when the films revealed her to be a little girl.