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@daemonic3: *wakes up early on weekend
*makes 12 pancakes
*wakes kids up

"Daddy, can we have waffles today???"

*eats 12 pancakes

*wakes up early on weekend
*makes 12 pancakes
*wakes kids up

“Daddy, can we have waffles today???”

*eats 12 pancakes

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