@BuckyIsotope: [wakes up from coma I went into in 1908] so how many more World Series titles have the Cubs won?
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Everyone preaches body acceptance, until you show up naked at the company picnic.
@NotGaryBusey: I love when people say "If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right." Because that's what Hitler would say.
@Lisa_Laughs_: My solution to everything is fire. How do I get out this stain? Fire. How do you fix a car? Fire. How do you break up with someone? FIRE!
@Beatonm5: Soon as I finish untangling these earphones I'm goin to google who made them & I'm going to ask them to invent shoelaces that tie themselves