@BuckyIsotope: [wakes up from coma I went into in 1908] so how many more World Series titles have the Cubs won?
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@UGotMeRight: My boss says I need to work on my people skills & he needs to work on his changing four slashed tires skills.
@longwall26: If you name a baby "Steve" you get to spend all day, like, "Yo, my man Steve shit himself and threw a potato at the cat."
@GrantTanaka: if you stand up in a hospital waiting room & loudly announce your name & why you're there, sometimes another person will do it too