@BuckyIsotope: [wakes up from coma I went into in 1908] so how many more World Series titles have the Cubs won?
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@KKAlThani: My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them.
@TheCiscoKidder: My 3 year old reported seeing a spider-cricket and I couldn't find it so we're outside watching the house burn.
@rolldiggity: Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."