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@_NinJar: *wakes up in hospital*
What happened?
"It was a heart attack"
Will I be ok?
*a big heart outside slowly taps on window with a bat*
"No"

*wakes up in hospital*
What happened?
“It was a heart attack”
Will I be ok?
*a big heart outside slowly taps on window with a bat*
“No”

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