@wettbutt: *wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice
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@sammyrhodes: Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret.
@MarkAgee: All this "Kaine is boring" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit
@blade_funner: Some women can shave their heads and look like goddesses. If I shaved my head, I would look like roll-on deodorant.
@trustmedaddy: My favorite part of going out is when I sneak out the club without saying bye to anyone to go home and sleep