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@david8hughes: [wakes up & turns to wife]
"I had a nightmare. You died."
"Aw. It was just a-"
"Let me finish. You died & I had to make my breakfast."

[wakes up & turns to wife]
“I had a nightmare. You died.”
“Aw. It was just a-”
“Let me finish. You died & I had to make my breakfast.”

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