@hyperblastchic: Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed.
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@jonnysun: [throwes some foam packing peanuts into a pond] "HEY! NO LITERING--" shh wait [a flock of rubber duckies float over squeaking excitedley]
@ObscureGent: Make your first kiss more memorable by letting them know about your sci-fi themed weapon collection moments before your lips touch.
@moooooog35: One time I brought my kids to work with me and now my boss is way more tolerant of my drinking.