@lawblob: Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson
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@Alex_N_Chains: Truthful Tuesday: The last time I had sex, I was so excited afterward I fired my musket skyward, alerting the Confederates to our presence.
@HotlinkStrahota: I think I'm gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff.
@flashember: "Alex is visiting later tonight." Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob.