@lawblob: Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@hippieswordfish: [preppin for rap battle] *pops retainer out* dont wanna give him any ammunition *takes off suspenders* that should do it *rollerblades away*
@Donna_McCoy: Just turned a corner and bumped into a woman with drawn-on eyebrows. I'm not sure which of us was more surprised.