@lawblob: Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson
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@Jinxy00: Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like BBs, rub one ball & everything moves.
@mommy_cusses: Apparently you can't just say, "Not my circus, not my monkeys," and leave your kids at the store.
@JoeBerkowitz: The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says "who?" but you still killed a baby.