@Juicedballs: Walk into a pawn shop with a ponytail & a handlebar mustache & they treat you like Ray Liotta walking thru that restaurant in Goodfellas
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@TheAlexNevil: The Grammy performers prove that no matter age, sex, race, religion or looks, I have no idea who most them are.
@peachesanscream: Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.
@Manda_like_wine: Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.