@SoulYodeler: Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old.
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@PyrBliss: Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense.
@AthenaMystique: Apparently UFC is not Ultimate Fried Chicken and now I'm even hungrier watching huge greased up men touch each other inappropriately.
@SteveKoehler22: Our son came home one day with a note from his first grade teacher: Your son bit another boy today. Is he getting enough to eat at home ?
@hiitsgabrielle: Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.