@jsaffle1: *walk up to woman breastfeeding baby* Is this guy bothering you?
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@chrischromak: trump: u gave hillary 3 scoops of ice cream & i only got 2 icecream guy: u ate the first scoop already trump: ive never eaten ice cream ever
@heyevergreen: Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well.
@GrantTanaka: Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan
@bombscribe: I just unlocked the "My House Was Robbed Because I Checked in on Foursquare" badge on Foursquare!