@letsgetgizzy: Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them "get a conference room!"
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@KeetPotato: [tv commercial] me: "know what i'd love for breakfast?" mum: "what's that son?" me: "if someone pre-chewed my food" narrator: "porridge"
@mattZillaaaa: My mom asked me to text her at 5pm to remind her to get her thyroid medication so I do have plans
@KeetPotato: [me and some other dude wearing the same shirt at a party] me: "how did we both fit in this lmao"