@letsgetgizzy: Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them "get a conference room!"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@retreminy: I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it.
@Marlebean: Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains.
@phaggots: "911, please help im dying" Good cop: help is on the way Bad cop: just suck it up and be a man Dad cop: hi dying, im dad