@letsgetgizzy: Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them "get a conference room!"
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@Terdoh: If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about.
@ninjadinosaur1: He thinks the stuffed animals in my room are creepy, but I can't think of a cuter way to hide all those cameras.
@ThinkingSavage: I'm boycotting 50 Shades of Grey because it perpetuates the stereotype that men can change.
@TheMichaelRock: Coworker: I can't believe my wife left me. I should of treated her better. Me *should have