@osoplain: Walking around naked is a great motivator to get back to the gym
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@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
@kiel_phillips: ME: Dave's coming over for tea WIFE: Dave from work or Dave I'm having a secret affair with? DAVE: *from inside wardrobe* I don't eat peas
@pleatedjeans: [spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR