@iQuoteComedy: Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you're hungry.
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@BubblesnBooze: My phone just changed CrossFit to Croissant, this phone really knows me better than any human.
@TribalSpaceCat: Once I saved 10 kittens from a burning building and yes all the people died but look how cute they are
@tarashoe: women and their purses! haha what's in there. tampons? lol. WATER? sweater? got sweaters? do you have an extra men's medium sweater in there