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@bourgeoisalien: [walking down street with date after dinner]
him: i had a great time
me: yep... [gestures towards garbage truck] welp, this is me [jumps in]

[walking down street with date after dinner]
him: i had a great time
me: yep… [gestures towards garbage truck] welp, this is me [jumps in]

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