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@tiemoose: [walking home after date]

Date: it's getting dark. it's kinda scary. *winks* you'll have to protect me

Me: oh don't worry *i stomp my feet and the bottom of my shoes light up* i got you

[walking home after date]

Date: it’s getting dark. it’s kinda scary. *winks* you’ll have to protect me

Me: oh don’t worry *i stomp my feet and the bottom of my shoes light up* i got you

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