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@ComedicBust: [walking into a mattress store]

Me: [smiling too hard]

Manager: You can't jump on the beds.

Me: [no longer smiling]

[walking into a mattress store]

Me: [smiling too hard]

Manager: You can’t jump on the beds. 

Me: [no longer smiling]

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