@LindaInDisguise: Walking into WalMart with my kids, "Remember, kids - use your Target voices."
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@KindOfASmartass: Me: My daughters are 15, 13, and 10. Her: Do you want more kids? Me: Hahahahahahahaha Her: Is that a no? Me: *Deep breathe* Hahahahahaha
@d_duhwit: Enviromentalists: How can we stop the rising oceans? Me (understands displacement but not enviromentalism): Pull all those big whales out.
@007Rex_Inc: Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds.