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@: a:2:{i:0;a:5:{s:4:"user";s:11:"gingerfaced";s:5:"image";s:98:"http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/344513261568426631/e31fd3ca39dbd4f09de281d9a332a202_bigger.jpeg";s:6:"id_str";s:18:"348116839743750144";s:7:"retweet";s:2:"58";s:5:"tweet";s:123:"*walks in with a bottle of aspirin, hands it to girl*

Her: I don't have a headache.

Me: alright then, we can fool around.";}s:7:"retweet";i:0;}

*walks in with a bottle of aspirin, hands it to girl*

Her: I don’t have a headache.

Me: alright then, we can fool around.

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