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@WarningPuzzle: *walks into bar with camera*
Me: Can I take a shot of this glass?
Bartender: Take a pitcher, it'll last longer

*walks into bar with camera* Me: Can I take a shot of this glass? Bartender: Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer
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