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@Anon_imosity: [walks into bookstore]

Me: do you have any books on turtles?

Worker: Hard back?

Me: Yeah, with little heads.

[walks into bookstore]

Me: do you have any books on turtles?

Worker: Hard back? 

Me: Yeah, with little heads.

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