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@BeardSpice: *walks into convenience store*
"Excuse me, do you sell beef jerky"
No sorry we only carry beef friendly
*beef sticks start complimenting me*

*walks into convenience store*
“Excuse me, do you sell beef jerky”
No sorry we only carry beef friendly
*beef sticks start complimenting me*

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