@3sunzzz: *walks into gym, tags my location on Facebook, leaves*
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@GrowlyGrego: Guns don't kill people. Cats don't sew mittens. Houses don't crap zebras. Lots of nouns don't verb other nouns. This isn't new information.
@alfageeek: When a dish comes out of the dishwasher still dirty, I just put it back in for another round, because I believe in second chances.
@SoVeryBritish: British seasons: Spring: Two months Summer: Eight minutes Autumn: Three weeks Winter: Seven years
@funnyordie: Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own.