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@VelouriaDaze: *walks into lift*
Guy: going down?
Me: I'll need a first date for that.

*silence*

*doors open*

Dammit Twitter!

*walks into lift*
Guy: going down?
Me: I’ll need a first date for that.

*silence*

*doors open*

Dammit Twitter!

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