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@arandomhim: *walks into the hottest restaurant w/out a reservation*
We're fully booked
"Ahem, I'm Yelp reviewer TURDBONER69"
Sorry sir right this way

*walks into the hottest restaurant w/out a reservation*
We’re fully booked
“Ahem, I’m Yelp reviewer TURDBONER69”
Sorry sir right this way

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