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@carlyken: *walks into work 20 minutes late*
*boss glares at me*
"Sorry. Traffic."
*boss gestures to my Starbucks cup*
"Oh this? I found it."

*walks into work 20 minutes late*
*boss glares at me*
“Sorry. Traffic.”
*boss gestures to my Starbucks cup* 
“Oh this? I found it.”

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