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@ATorres2181: *walks in
*wife is murdered
*looks at mirror
(Written in blood)
YOUR NEXT

"My next what?

*from the closet
"Oh sorry typo I meant you're.

*walks in
*wife is murdered
*looks at mirror
(Written in blood)
YOUR NEXT

“My next what?

*from the closet
“Oh sorry typo I meant you’re.

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