@jackiecarbajal: *walks past German Shepherd and nods* Officer...
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@michaelianblack: The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media.
@OrangeFact: Sometimes I'll order things online & pay for handling but not shipping. I don't want the product; I just want them to move it around a bit.
@KKAlThani: Every time I pick up my phone after dropping it, I feel like one of those worried girls in movies who just took a pregnancy test.