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@One2thTEXAN: *walks up to cute teller at bank*

Me: you wanna grab lunch some time?

T: sir, I've seen your balance.

M: yea, I was hoping you'd buy.

*walks up to cute teller at bank*

Me: you wanna grab lunch some time?

T: sir, I’ve seen your balance. 

M: yea, I was hoping you’d buy.

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