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@matt___nelson: *walks up to dealer*
I would like 3 weeds please
"Are you a cop?"
No I love crime and tomfoolery
"..."
Could I also get a bushel of cocaine?

*walks up to dealer*
I would like 3 weeds please
“Are you a cop?”
No I love crime and tomfoolery
“…”
Could I also get a bushel of cocaine?

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