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@iamspacegirl: [Wall Street]

ME: haha Hump Day, amiright?
HUMPTY DUMPTY *rolls eyes*
ME: eh? *nudge*
HD: Dude don't-
ME: eh? *harder nudge* EH? Oh shit

[Wall Street]

ME: haha Hump Day, amiright? 
HUMPTY DUMPTY *rolls eyes*
ME: eh? *nudge* 
HD: Dude don’t-
ME: eh? *harder nudge* EH?  Oh shit

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